the sex.

2005-10-12T22:35:00.000+08:00

screw exams! finished OD, chinese paper 1, english paper 1 and chemistry paper so far. prolly going to fail my chemistry and going to get damn low for chinese essay. was damn stun by the question and i only wrote 2 PAGES! siao. didn't put in my suggestions kan ni nah.

OD on friday was lame. had to wait damn long before it was, ~~blackie~~ whitest-guy-ever, chenfeng and my turn. was damn nervous before the shit but after having presented the bloody MRP was damn relax. roflmao. so sunita or jaya(can't remember which) asked chenfeng a question regarding kranji marsh and chenfeng being the pro he is answered it without thinking la. that gay mugger! so after melvin cheng and sunita/jaya spam chenfeng with 3 questions repeatedly. chenfeng answered all WTF! THEN MELVIN CHENG POINTED AT ME AND ASK "do you wear eyeliner?"

wahlao! chenfeng and i got stun la. the question damn relevant to our MRP topic.

anyway, its damn lame how anyone could think i put on eyeliner... so there's physics tomorrow :(

average velocity = (u+v)/2
v = u + at
v(square) = u(square)+ 2as
s = ut + 1/2at(square)
s = average velocity * t
a = (v-u)/t

sian...

2005-09-26T22:48:00.000+08:00

this is my second post for the day merely to post a tribute to hanlin

ODE TO HANLIN
they lay me on a surgeons bed
and my legs clamped hard were spread
prone i was upon my back
as the knife removed my sack
now there is no more fun at home
i have no will or want to bone
the other dogs' delicious rumps
there are no means for me to hump
no more pleasure, no more frollocks
because that twat removed my bollocks
its not their right, i'm so frustrated
it feels so wrong to be castrated

written by paul ong

2005-09-26T20:22:00.000+08:00

OMFG!! LEE SZE CHIN CAME FOR LESSON TODAY!

i can't believe this. i seriously think he is sick or something. maybe running a high fever. but anyhow, he was going on saying that the things he shows us in class are actually teaching us something. so now i know that anime are EDUCATIONAL =D

went for css after school. was playing connect 4 with andy. LOL! i won by 2 games.

damn sian. haven't gotten my ipod yet. anyway, must thank shaun zhang in advance for helping me get the 20gig ipod first with the 2k he got. yup. his gonna get one for himself too but the point is... HIS ALSO GETTING ONE FOR ME FIRST! but now i owe him $528.

lol this is insane!

2005-09-23T23:23:00.000+08:00

FOR ONE BLOODY WEEK, LEE SZE CHIN MANAGED TO PON ALL HIS LESSONS.

mrs mok didn't allow me to pon css to go swimming but that's alright cos' css was DAMN FUN today. shaun, jack and andre were playing with deoderant provided by zhiwei and edward. so they were spraying it as if it were some sort of insecticide and shaun sprayed some into jack's eyes. and andre has best brain as he used jack's nike water bottle to spray jack in the face. LOL.

after that, wanted to play squash but the squash people were there, so zhiwei went to join them and dao us. then wanted to play basketball cos' alvin was there, but the opponent was too imba so we went to play badminton. LOL, i pwn3d jack, edward and hahao. LOL.

i hereby apologise to minghan for being angry with him for spraying at my crumpler. BUT IT IS MY CRUMPLER AFTER ALL AND I LOVE IT ALOT SO IF YOU DON'T MIND, LEAVE MY CRUMPLER ALONE IN THE FUTURE. really sorry.

also, im at lvl 18 in maple now. mum was yelling at me to get out of the game so i stopped at 26%. bleargh!

2005-09-21T22:07:00.000+08:00

for the third day in the row, lee sze chin managed to pon all his english lessons. fcuked up shit. anyway during the period which was meant for english, we were left again doing our own stuff and andy and i started calling each other names from across the class.

zhihong: kenneth chen
andy: minghan

at this point minghan was going on that it was a compliment then i was like yeah right. and he took my water bottle and aim it at my dear CRUMPLER. then when i tried taking the water bottle back, he squeezed it. FOR THE SECOND TIME, MY CRUMPLER WAS BULLIED BY MY CLASSMATES. and after that i got pissified and minghan was saying that i was the one who pressed the water bottle. BEST!

anyway, went to kap with jack, edward, mingyew the b*ngl*, unmac and zhiwei after css. LOL jack didn't dirty my crumpler this time =D

im now at lvl 17 in maple. experience was at 50.00% when a ~~diyou~~ pig killed me, now its like 45%. heck, train tomorrow if possible.

2005-09-20T22:18:00.000+08:00

for 2 days in a row, lee sze chin has successfully managed to pon his english lessons. we're going to fail the end-of-year examinations dammit! but its not as if he does any teaching when he is in class. he'll just probably show us some anime and convince us that we'll learn something out of it.

i manage to get 80% for math lol. i thought i was going to fail but i PASSED. whee! so i have to thank zhiwei the old man for having thought me the formulas on thursday because i had no idea what they were because i copied all the coordinate gemoetry notes because i was too ~~busy to do them~~ lazy xD

and im sorry for kicking the capteh into zhiwei's spectacles, but it was an accident. i was aiming for his body =D

anyhow, im now at lvl 16 in maple story. play until exp 88% then my mother had to come home. LOL. never mind, shall level up tomorrow.

2005-09-19T19:15:00.000+08:00

so after studying in school today, we were all suppose to be happy schoolboys going to macdonalds to have our happy meals since it was a happy day, but it turned out to a fcuked up shit of a meal when wee honghao and jack lim dirtied my dear crumpler with chilli sauce.

the sauce won't come off you fcukers!

2005-09-18T22:33:00.000+08:00

recently there's this feud going on in class between yikai and joseph. yikai posted some anti-joseph stuff on his blog and now joseph hates yikai's guts or something, not that yikai doesn't hate joseph's guts.

my point is that a blog is suppose to be like your personal take on a matter and if you feel that the blogpost is directed towards you in a negative way, then don't read it. and in this case, joseph had like 3 REINFORCEMENTS, namely his sisters and his cousin, to come to his rescue posting comments on yikai's blog. and i swear the comments were about an essay long, but that's besides the point. what im trying to emphasize here is the fact that you don't have to read something that is bringing out negative facts~~(or fiction)~~ about you, you just ignore it. but having gotten your sisters and cousins to reply to yikai's post would be the last thing you should have done. or maybe they just HAPPENED to CHANCE UPON yikai's blog by googling it or something i don't know. but whatever the case i've made my point.

secondly, it disturbs me that one of joseph's sister has mentioned the fact that yikai might not be straight after all. here, i would like to state that the whole of my class with the exception of jack lim(lol) is STRAIGHT. but the matter of being straight is really besides the point. the thing is joseph's sister is taking the fact that yikai has a blog, therefore concluding that yikai is gay cos' "how many guys today keep blogs or is it a new age thing", to quote from his sister. well maybe its true, those guys who keep blogs nowadays might be gays i don't know. but all i know is, i don't like guys.

lastly, the case about the free periods we had in school on friday. so what if the class was rowdy, so what if there were people playing cards in class and arm wrestling. you're backstabbing your own class dammit, the people you would most prolly stay with for 2 years in hci. how're you gonna work with them if you backstab them just like that. and it isn't as if we all didn't see you walking over to sijin showing him something on your handphone before sijin said that mrs mok was making her way over to class. well, at least i saw it.

therefore, i would say that yikai might be in the wrong by bringing up all the stuff about you and your girlfriend(s), but you should really think about the backstabbing stuff cos' it really bothers me how someone can bring himself to betray his friends' trust. maybe they weren't your friends, but at least they were mine.

hence, i close my case.